Sunday, February 8, 2009

A career is a job that takes about 20 more hours a week.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.


Saturday, December 20, 2008

When choosing between two evils, select the newer one.

Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black? A: Artificial intelligence.

teen-summer ::: Renee Angel Teen !

Sunday, October 26, 2008

The girl of your dreams is unavailable except in print.

Q: What do screen doors and blondes have in common? A: The more you bang them the loser they get.

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Friday, September 5, 2008

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This hot ebony babe shows off those EMMENSE titteis

This hot ebony babe shows off those EMMENSE titteis

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

An infant rabbit was orphaned. Fortunately though, a family of squirrels took it in and raised it as if it were one of their own. This adoption led to some peculiar behaviors on the part of the rabbit, including a tendency for it to eschew jumping but rather to embrace running around like its step-siblings. As the rabbit passed through puberty, however, it soon faced an identity crisis (don't we all!). It went to its step-parents to discuss the problem. It allowed as to how it felt different from its step-siblings, was unsure of its place in the universe, and was generally forlorn. Their response was, "Don't scurry, be hoppy."

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Sunday, August 24, 2008

My job is secure. No one else wants it.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? A: Not everyone's been in a 747! ::: Erica Star Hot Teen !

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Flower Tucci Pics

Maria got my email through a secret, mutual friend and hit me up. She was so hot I had to send her plane tickets to come and visit me. Maria has such a succulent, shapely ass. She was very eager to lick Marco and I all over. She could not get enough of his cock and my constant tongue attention. We both loved taking it in our soaked pussies and our asses.see more at flower tucci